Continuing my Things I Learnt In… series, Paris!

Supposedly, approximately 600 people go to hospital each year with dog related injuries, not including that old getting bitten excuse. This is why I’m a cat person.
If you don’t understand something, think about it some more. If you still don’t get it, don’t worry - it’s just French.
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Unlike the rest of my flat, and possibly most of Derby, I actually quite like today’s weather. It is dark and wet and windy and it smells wonderful.
The sky is a solid dark blue - you would think it was cloudless, but the rain is coming down hard enough that 30 seconds in it will [...]