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Unlike the rest of my flat, and possibly most of Derby, I actually quite like today’s weather. It is dark and wet and windy and it smells wonderful.
The sky is a solid dark blue - you would think it was cloudless, but the rain is coming down hard enough that 30 seconds in it will [...]

The protest outside the V&A last night was utterly awesome. Although there was a protest against us, they were small in number: someone said “look at Julie’s 12 disciples over there, it’s pathetic!” and I pointed out that twelve was a little on the generous side, whilst we had 30 people and our numbers were [...]