(Or: The Story of Katie’s Hair Accident #7594)
I dyed my hair tonight. I looked at the bottle and I saw:
“Wear plastic gloves to avoid staining hands. Apply evenly with a tint brush, just enough to saturate hair. Do not apply to scalp. Comb through hair thoroughly and leave on hair for approx. 15 minutes.”
I squirted [...]

My mother is so used to my antics now that barely anything I do even gets a raised eyebrow - supposing I actually wanted to surprise her… I honestly don’t think I’d be able to.
I just wandered into the kitchen with red fluorescent pink stains all over my face and neck, got the tin foil [...]