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(Or: Why You Shouldn’t Ask Me For Advice)
Last night, I got an SMS from one of my flatmates:
do you know how to make lovebites go away quicker? bit of a situation on my hands. love taff xx
Well. I didn’t know what to say, having never been on the receiving end of a lovebite (or the [...]

(Or: The Story of Katie’s Hair Accident #7594)
I dyed my hair tonight. I looked at the bottle and I saw:
“Wear plastic gloves to avoid staining hands. Apply evenly with a tint brush, just enough to saturate hair. Do not apply to scalp. Comb through hair thoroughly and leave on hair for approx. 15 minutes.”
I squirted [...]