(Or: Why You Shouldn’t Ask Me For Advice)
Last night, I got an SMS from one of my flatmates:
do you know how to make lovebites go away quicker? bit of a situation on my hands. love taff xx
Well. I didn’t know what to say, having never been on the receiving end of a lovebite (or the [...]

(Or: The Story of Katie’s Hair Accident #7594)
I dyed my hair tonight. I looked at the bottle and I saw:
“Wear plastic gloves to avoid staining hands. Apply evenly with a tint brush, just enough to saturate hair. Do not apply to scalp. Comb through hair thoroughly and leave on hair for approx. 15 minutes.”
I squirted [...]

I was just looking at the listings for the indie cinema run by Derby’s arts centre and saw “NSFW: Kiki’s Delivery Service”. Of course, my instinct reaction was “since when was Kiki’s Delivery Service not safe for work?!”
Well, actually, it isn’t.
NSFW, in this instance, means National Schools Film Week. I need to get off the [...]