Dispatches from the Culture Wars already said everything that needs to be said, so I’ll just quote them:

I’m only really linking to this because of the name of the school:
A 15-year-old girl is accused of distributing nude photos of herself to other minors, and one state legislator is questioning whether she should be labeled a [...]

I have been on the Internet for seven years and in that time, I have seen some pretty weird shit - but little surpasses the weird of a Sarah Palin sex doll (link NSFW, obviously).
Excuse me, I need to go lie down and let my brain leak out of my ears now.